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    February 15

    你只能活一辈子

    你只能活一辈子
     
    关于爱情


       1.视爱情为生活奢侈品:有最好,没有也能活。
       2.如果不幸你爱的男子有另一个女人,无论是  老婆,未婚妻或女朋友,请不要动念头和她"见面谈一下",没必要---即时走人。
       3.永远不要问这个问题:"为什么不爱我"。
       4.男人对自己的好色就象律师对罪犯:明知有罪也要辩护---你知道就是啦。
       5.已结婚的前男友打电话来问最近好不好----说好。
       6.对男人的考验,怎么说呢----就像智力测验,目的就是想看看他到底有多蠢。
       7.太在意一个男人往往得不到他----钱也一样。
       8.别逼男人撒谎,他会恨你,也别把他的话当真,你会恨他。
       9.别逼他去当英雄----肯帮你洗碗倒垃圾就是了。

    关于工作


       1.若工作计划与男友约会档期冲突,取前者----前者不会辜负你(且越老越不会,除非你当三陪)。
       2.同事的恭维就象香水,可以闻,但不要喝。
       3.情人节若无节目可主动要求加班----免得出门触景生情或回家独自神伤,且给老板一个好印象。

    关于生活


        1.随缘,但不是说不努力。
        2.每月记帐。
        3.若连续六个月每月置衫超过十件,考虑买房。
        4.有望得到的要努力,无望得到的不介意,则无论输赢,姿态都会好看。
        5.真喜欢一样东西,就买吧。
        6.床头放本好书。
        7.每天抱怨,唠叨,自怜的时间不要超过10分钟。
        8.不要常常计算得失----那是保险公司和你的对手的事。

    记住:你只能活一辈子

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    经典 很好:)
    Feb. 15

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